Direction Diva Gifts

"You said I'm not supposed to tell you how to drive... but you did miss the turn-off four miles back!"

"Face it, you'd be lost without me!"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Hither and Yon sign

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Graph

Recalculating

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"It seems to be right about this point that our company started going into free fall."

Hospital Departments

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

You are here.

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Confused drivers

"Some good predictive analytics software would have really helped us avoid this mess..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'I would like to return this chart. It didn't perform up to our expectations.'

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'Once we switch to information processing, just imagine how much data this baby will handle.'