Diplomatic Dodger Gifts

Looking for a gift that cheekily captures the spirit of a diplomatic dodger? Our collection features playful and clever designs that resonate with those who master the art of dodging questions or commitments with wit and grace. Ideal for friends or colleagues who have a knack for charming escapes and witty comebacks, these products add a humorous twist to their creative side. Whether it’s for a birthday, a lighthearted office gift, or just because, find the perfect piece to match their savvy, diplomatic nature.

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"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door." mockup

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

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'We can't go on meeting like this'. mockup

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you." mockup

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

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"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead." mockup

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery." mockup

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

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"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?" mockup

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!' mockup

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

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Landing That Tough Account

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Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into." mockup

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

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'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.' mockup

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

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'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

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'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...' mockup

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

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'Don't forget to talk about their dog!' mockup

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

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'You can't charm me out of this chair.' mockup

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

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"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ." mockup

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

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'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

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"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French." mockup

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

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'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.' mockup

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

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'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband). mockup

'Forget 'forsaking all others', you can have the week off' (housewife to husband).

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"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!" mockup

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

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Good duck, bad duck.

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Negotiations

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Advantages of Growing Older

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A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile mockup

A New Development in the war between the Sexes: Guilt Seeking Missile

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'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

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