"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
Diploma Decorator Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors your creative diploma decorator? Explore our collection of fun and inspiring products designed for the artistic soul who loves to add a personal touch to every space. From humorous mugs to vibrant prints, find something that sparks their inspiration and celebrates their creative flair.
Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'
Painting by the numbers for adults
"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
Painting the Ceiling
'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'
'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'
'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'
"We went for Scandinavian interiors."
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...
Face Painting.
"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."
The Pencil and Sharpener
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
"I'm starting to think stripes."
"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."
"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'
There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
'Quick, press control Z!'
Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation
"Who should we have at eye level this month?"
'I wanted a change in decor.'
"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."
"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."
"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"
Diploma Decorator Gifts Collection
Diploma Decorator Mugs
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Diploma Decorator Pillows
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Diploma Decorator Prints
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Diploma Decorator T-Shirts
Explore our range of witty and creative T-shirts that celebrate the artistic spirit of decorators.