Dinosaur Study Gifts

The Steakosaurus

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

Ancient Racing

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

E=mc2.

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Look! No hands!"

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Primitive magician

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'