Dinosaur Study Gifts

The Steakosaurus

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'It's an extinction notice.'

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."