Dinosaur Dwellers Gifts

'It's a handy caveman special.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Primitive magician

Best before 65 million BC.

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Jurassic Pork.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Jurassic Pork

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"The invention of taxidermy."

Catasaurus