Dinophile T-Shirts

They never knew what hit 'em.

Hazel's academy for gifted walnuts.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'Large print book' for a large dinosuar

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

At the rock concert...

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Housekeeping?!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

Dolphin

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."