Vintage Vinophile T-Shirts

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Wine Lady

Second hand furniture.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"How soon will this be a remnant

Fossil record player.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Grandma's caf

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."