Vintage Vinophile Prints

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Wine Lady

The Missing Sock Returns

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Military Medals

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Grandma's caf

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Man...You age great!'

Fossil record player.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman