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"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

What's an Imax cave?

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

French wine

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I make it myself!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Kirsten Johnson

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Jacques et Jille

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Harriet Walter

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

French Army knife