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"Don't worry: My claws retract..."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

French wine

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I make it myself!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Kirsten Johnson

Jacques et Jille

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

Harriet Walter

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."