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"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

French wine

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I make it myself!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Kirsten Johnson

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Jacques et Jille

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Harriet Walter

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Emigrating to France.

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

French Army knife