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"Hon, I think the cat wants out."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Housekeeping?!"

French wine

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

What's an Imax cave?

'It was great. I hated it.'

"I make it myself!"

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Jacques et Jille

Kirsten Johnson

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Film Star Robert de Niro

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Harriet Walter

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

French Army knife