Dinophile Prints

Hazel's academy for gifted walnuts.

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

'Large print book' for a large dinosuar

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

At the rock concert...

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'It was great. I hated it.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Dolphin

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."