Dino Riders Pillows

Dinosaur SUV's

Helpful Dinosaurs

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Jurassic Pork.'