Dino-maniac T-Shirts

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Dino Snack

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

The Flirtateous Period

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

FedRex

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'It's called a digital watch.'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Tacosaurus Mex

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

"...Your burrito is getting away."

Judgeasaurus

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

Luck

Is the wholly mammoth free-range?

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