Dino-maniac Mugs

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Dino Snack

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

FedRex

The Flirtateous Period

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

'It's called a digital watch.'

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Tacosaurus Mex

Digital Dinosaur

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

Luck

Judgeasaurus

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

"It is exactly hundred million and four years, 6 months, 2 weeks and 4 days old. I know that because it was a hundred million years old when I started work here..."

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'