Dinnertime Diplomat T-Shirts

Dress your diplomatic friend in style with our witty t-shirts that celebrate their love for conversation and good company. Perfect for casual gatherings and social outings.

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide." mockup

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

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'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers." mockup

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking." mockup

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers." mockup

"I believe I'll skip the appetizer. I ate the flowers."

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"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating." mockup

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

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"So are you can't cook or won't cook?" mockup

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

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"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?" mockup

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

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"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter." mockup

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

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Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers mockup

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do." mockup

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

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"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone." mockup

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

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"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table." mockup

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

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'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.' mockup

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

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'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!' mockup

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

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"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

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'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?' mockup

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing." mockup

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

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Screen Time at the Dining Table

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'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?' mockup

'Spuds were watery. And where's my damn dessert?'

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"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?" mockup

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

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'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.' mockup

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

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'We'd like a quiet table for 47.' mockup

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

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Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

Opting for Chinese food for lunch, the law partners decide in principle to share their dishes and, accordingly, before ordering, negotiate a comprehensive pre-victual agreement.

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