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Seafood cafe, 'Catch of the day, $3.99: 'The catch is you have to catch it yourself.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

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Quartet of chefs.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Cook in the cookery section.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Now will you do something funny."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Just doing the school run.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'It's her signature dish.'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'