Dinner With A Twist Prints

Seafood cafe, 'Catch of the day, $3.99: 'The catch is you have to catch it yourself.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"...until death do you a favor."

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Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Quartet of chefs.

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"Florets! How lovely, I'd better put them in some boiling water."

Cook in the cookery section.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

She never could tell when he was being sarcastic.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Now will you do something funny."

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"My bouche was not amused."

'Just doing the school run.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"I didn't want you doing what you did on our last date."

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'Group hug anyone?'

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'It's her signature dish.'

"Like THAT's ever going to work!"

"Date night again already?"

'Do you , Cynthia, who is completely free of any genetic engineering, take Rodney, who is equally free...'

'Do you have one that plays the theme from Godzilla?'

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.