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"You folks ready, or do you need more time?"

"I told you the service was very personal!"

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

Good grief! What did we order?!

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Can I get a box for this?'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

'It's her signature dish.'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

Hi. I'm Jonathan. I'll be your judge this afternoon. Legal Menu.

"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Start Sucking!"

'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

"Waiter! Waiter! There's no flies in my soup!"

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

All our meals digest easily forming a soft, mushy stool with just a hint of acridity.

"Should you add more pepper?"

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

"If it's of any comfort, the irony of you being a vegetarian is not lost on us."

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"It's fast-casual."

"There's kale in every dish here - buy you don't even taste it."

Home on the Range.