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"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

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The Last Dinner

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

The Imperfect Hostess

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

'We had that last night.'

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"I have more underneath."

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Dinner

Never Satisfied.

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"

An Energetic Susan.

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