Dinner Party Disruptor Gifts

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Come dine with me!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"What do you mean, where's your order? Can't you see we're just starting to really cook?"

"No matter how many times Martha berated Tony, she just couldn't break him of his habit of not chewing his food."

"God, I hate theme dinners."

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

The Last Dinner

'I told you not to live-tweet this.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Wegovy diet drug

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

Father and son disappointed at 'Chimps' Dinner Party'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'That's typical of him, to ruin our first decent night out in ages.'

Waiter is about to give diner the Turkey Surprise dinner.

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

'There must be an elephant in the room.'

The Imperfect Hostess

'We had that last night.'

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

"Good heavens! She cooked Uncle Henry!"

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

Never Satisfied.

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Dinner

"Now I remember why we don't visit the Ferguson's more often!"

"I have more underneath."

An Energetic Susan.

'First time out together since the panic stations of you getting a chicken bone stuck in your throat!'

"Voila!! For the Lady, Seafood Linguine, and I believe Sir ordered the Chef's Surprise?"