Dinner Devil Pillows

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Counting ribs

Party time.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."