Dinner Date Jokesters Pillows

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

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'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

"Knife...fork..."

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Please be gentle, waiter. This is my first salad. I'm sorry, sir, but there's a reason they call it "roughage."

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"Waiter, there are needles in my stew."