Dinner Date Jokesters Pillows

'You would forget the doggie bag!'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Do you have anything that would make him seem like a self satisfied pig?"

'If you mean Janet, she works the late shift.'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

'I'll have the frogs legs - and make sure they're kneeling.'

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"I am off duty, but the body cam allows me to discreetly take photos of my meal."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Waiter there is a candlestick in my soup!'

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"You will let me know if I'm boring you with my little stories, won't you dear?"

'I don't usually find worms attractive,but as soon as I saw him I was hooked!'

"Waiter, there are needles in my stew."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heaven no. My dentist would kill me.'