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'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Come dine with me!

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

"Oh, put a cork in it...the bottle, you, the wine steward."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Yes, a table for three: me, him and his ego."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'