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"You still working on charging that phone?"

'Here comes the bill.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Roadkill Restaurant

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'