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"You still working on charging that phone?"

'Here comes the bill.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

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Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Your bill sir.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The woman who ordered the poulet chasseur would like to come in and rap about it."

Today: Tomato Surprise. Of course the tomato surprise doesn't impress you, sir … You’re not a tomato.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiters attention."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'Yes, I'd like the chef pan-fried, marinated in his disgusting sauce and charcoal grilled.'

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

"You didn't say 'excellent choice' when I ordered! What did I do wrong?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"Oh, for butter curls on ice!"

'Anchovies.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'