Dinner And A Show Enthusiast Gifts

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

David Letterman

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'Do you think the country was better off under Leno and Letterman, or under Fallon and Colbert?'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'