Dinner And A Show Enthusiast Pillows

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup, and ironically, there's also a crouton in my s**t."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'

Mom prepares a family dinner

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"Just as I thought. Beans on toast, so I dressed for dinner."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

Cuckoo Clock - Cat waiting for it's dinner!

"You see why I hate talking about politics during meals?"

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

'For dinner. . .? Something spicy but not too spicy - with noodles and cheddar. . . this is good too.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get the violin with pork chops and apple pie and custard"

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'Can you send this back to the kitchen. It's cold.'

Colin's sixth sense tells him that his date isn't going so well.