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"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dog orders the food 9 out of 10 dogs prefer.

Dog at a restaurant

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"I won't need a doggie bag."

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

"Anything, really. There's almost nothing I won't eat."

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"This makes a nice change from 'Fetch'!"

"Please take me to your club."

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

"We'll be needing a high chair for spot."

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

'I think Lassie is trying to tell us something, Mom.'

"Hmm, let's see. We just want something light. Not too filling."

"I'll have what she's having."