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Some say a painting hanging in a Northwoods diner was an attempt by Bigfoot to out himself...

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Who gets the decaf?'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"How about a little more coffee?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"