Diner Coffee Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Take me into town, Charles, I'd like to try diner coffee.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Back to work...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Countervailing Clichés.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast