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"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Expense account or regular?"

"I'll never forget you."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'How would you like your toast?'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"A votre sante!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"