Dilemma Delighter Gifts

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Tasting Zoo

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'It's never done that before!'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Brain vs heart

'How'll we handle this?'

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"