Dilemma Delighter Pillows

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Can do...No can do

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

In a Quandary

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Tasting Zoo

Schenker discovers the true essence of humanity

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

'It's never done that before!'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Brain vs heart

'How'll we handle this?'

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"How do I know if I'm being indecisive?"