Dilemma Artist Pillows

'I have a problem. I met them at different singles vacations and I can't decide whom I like best!'

Can do...No can do

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Brain vs heart

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

'How'll we handle this?'

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

"Are you a decisive type person?"

'I reached a compromise with the boss regarding my vacation.'

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.

I could do THAT Art

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

"I don't know whether to get the dog a brown or blue collar! The cat still hasn't decided!"