Dilemma Aficionado Pillows

'Hurry up! I need to make this decision fast.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

NBA on strike.

"It's a polo pony"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

Lagarde and Varoufakis

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Cheap Secrets

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Brain vs heart

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."