Dilemma Aficionado Pillows

'Hurry up! I need to make this decision fast.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

"It's a polo pony"

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Crystal ball tells fortune teller: 'He's screwed.'

'There hasn't been an assassination attempt all week -- what are they up to out there?'

'Remember...No hexing and driving!'

Dagger Juggling Circus Act Goes Wrong

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I was miles away - could you start again?"

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

Cheap Secrets

"Look, if you can't stand the Byzantine intrigue, perhaps you should get out of the cabal."

Brain vs heart

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

Lagarde and Varoufakis

"If you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how my husband died."

'If you can read this, you're pretty much screwed.'