Dilemma Wrestler Gifts

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Tech support...can I help you!

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

A man's health care options.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Tasting Zoo

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

Brain vs heart