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"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Tech support...can I help you!

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

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"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"I'll give you a moment."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

A man's health care options.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

Brain vs heart

Decision time again for Mr Greenspan.

'Do you have trouble making up your mind?'