Digitally Savvy Investor Gifts

Get to Know Your Cryptos

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

"All those in favor Retweet."

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

Websiteless -- please help.

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"My fitbit keeps track of my calories burned while I chase yield on my stocktrading app."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

So what's your back story? What do you do? Marketing. Downtown. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I'm an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. Heard of it? A baby goes to a restaurants and cafes and tried their food. If he likes it, the eatery gets a glowing online review. If not, curtains! I'm an investor. I'm on the ground floor! Did you only ask about me so you could then talk about yourself? I hear you. You're asking about me. Don't know what's worse: Men, high-tech investors, or the combinat

Facebook/Meta

We cater to the small investor.

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

Sartre's E-Mail

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

Harvest Data Festival

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'I don't mind having a husband who's a CFA, except when he starts figuring the internal rate of return of a mop.'

"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

'You're a bond trader? Don't worry, there's a new drug to treat interest rate sensitivity.'