Digital Age Investor Gifts

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Statue of liberty selfie

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Embarrassing things that happen to you in the bedroom stay in the bedroom. . . and on facebook."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

His Master's Data.

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Cyber Fight

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."