Digital Age Investor T-Shirts

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Modern Portrait Gallery

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"All the better to ignore you with."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Buy my data $20"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

His Master's Data.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Offering free Wi-Fi was genius."

Cyber Fight

You can have your privacy back, as soon as I've finished showing it to everyone

"What's the point of school? We can just look all this stuff up on wikipedia."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."