Digital Age Runner T-Shirts

"Too much information."

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Two Generations of Readers

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Life after death

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."