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Marathon Runners all on the phone.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Cellphone Islands

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Dawing your Cellphone

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Streaming"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"This translation app isn't working."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

Desert wifi

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'