Digitally Savvy Investor Mugs

Get to Know Your Cryptos

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

The Thinker (with a laptop).

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Websiteless -- please help.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

We cater to the small investor.

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'I hope this reform really hurts!!'

'This will be a working lunch so we will need a table near a broadband wireless hot spot, a photocopier, pencils, pads, and a scanner.'

Harvest Data Festival

"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'I don't mind having a husband who's a CFA, except when he starts figuring the internal rate of return of a mop.'

'You're a bond trader? Don't worry, there's a new drug to treat interest rate sensitivity.'

"Wifi's back up."