Digitally-minded Entrepreneur Mugs

'Well Max, we're ready to go. We got our fish, we got our ice, and our data processing system is on line.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

The Googler

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

US v.s. Tech Giants

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Binary Man

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Life after death

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."