Digitization Expert Mugs

New Government Target - To make everyone a celebrity by 2010.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

I've always been slower than computers...

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."