Digitization Expert Pillows

New Government Target - To make everyone a celebrity by 2010.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

"We've been cancelled."

I've always been slower than computers...

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'