Digital Transformation Advocate Mugs

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Why are you still here? I deleted you.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I'm just saving our records to the cloud."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Diner is served

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

We don't use pink slips anymore. Just press 'delete' for Henderson and Philips.

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

'I put my entire office into my cellphone.'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Digital providers to expand to 150 NHS practices

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

A twitter logo pooping on Trump's head

Modern Warfare

'No partnership, but you can be on my Twitter list.'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'