Digital Warfare Geek Mugs

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Internet Cafe.

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Knights of the Square Table.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

US fears missile competition.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.