Digital Warfare Geek Prints

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Daddy is off to work in a data mine."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Internet Cafe.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Knights of the Square Table.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

US fears missile competition.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

Man stabbed by fallin arrow on wall chart.