War Geek Prints

George Smith Patton

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Eldrow

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"They look like pickles."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Epic Battles

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.