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George Smith Patton

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.