Digital Warrior Mugs

'Wow! I've got one from someone I know!'

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."

"Anything I can get you son? Tea, Coffee....vitamin D?"

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

'Let's see...a degree in computer science...working for two years...ah I see you do well with electronic games, with a high score of 280,000 in Galactic Invasion.'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Forget it, Goliath, I've decided to attack you online instead."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

The anonymous commentator in action.

"Harold's angry rants have turned social media into antisocial media!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Burglar using fake news as his weapon of choice.

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

Actually Norman only tends to be a seething inferno of rage and resentment when he's on Twitter."

Digital Divide

"Oh great! First my internet goes down, then my email crashes and now my bleedin' screen's frozen..."

"I know it's annoying, but I don't think that, 'Your computer may be at risk' message is fear mongering."

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

"Our digital assault will leave you at our mercy!"

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"So we'll attack on two fronts, facebook and twitter."

"I realize you updated only 30 seconds ago. But you need to do it again. That's the way technology works these days."

Internet Cafe.

Nethead strip: 'Great effects'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'